“You never fucking taught me this shit”
A novel written by every student ever.
And the sequel
“you said this bullshit wasn’t on the test.”
can the science side of tumblr explain THIS
this is the mitochondria hard at work, truly the powerhouse of the eukaryotic cell
SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY
UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”
UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG
CAN I SHIP IT
No, itll sink
I can’t breathe.